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Harrie Nordkamp as Harm van oaln Dieks

Oet Oawerdeenkel. Zun zesteen joar ledden is Harrie ‘Harm van oaln Dieks’ wodden. En dat alles noa ne weddenschop. Harm döt oaweral van zich heurn. Joa, ôk in de Pruus, of dachen iejleu da e gin Duuts kan? Ziene buuts schri e aajt zölms. Der wodt allerdeegs flustert da e schrif veur n’n bekeanden buutreedner oet ‘t ‘Zuuden des Lands’. Hee döt awear veur de veerde kear met an ‘t Twents Buutfesival. Veurig joar wasse tweede. Ditmoal löt Harm zich omscholen biej de LOI en doarbiej maakt ze ‘m ‘n kachel nich an. Wat meant ‘n dokter!

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