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Rob van Elst as Dik dun Unmundige

Rob van Elst as Dik dun Unmundige (oet Gruusbek)

Rob steet â nen heeln zet in de ton en dee kan hee met zienen umvang ‘good vullen’. Hee zeg da’j ‘m veur lekker sloapen ’s nachts wakker majt maken, zo geern döt he dat. Hee hoald van de blues en maakt radioprogramma’s. Venoamd geet he as Dik dun Unmundige op vekaansie noar Tunesië, woar hee d’r achter kump dat he ’n luk te dik is. Op anroaden van ’n dokter geet he doarop in ’n bouw warken. Zol ’t helpen?

Rob van Elst, alias Dik dun Unmundige